Monday, June 4, 2007

dirty ceph.

Guess what this little creature is? Here, maybe the name of the product will help--it is known as "The Screaming O Screaming Octopus Mini Vibrator." It's also available in assorted colors.

But before you rush to the site to buy one, let me share some of the customer reviews with you:

DIdn't do much for me, either...but my boyfriend loved it.
-- Anonymous on May 5, 2007

Three words to remember if you're interested in purchasing this product... save your money. This thing was absolutely useless and not worth the money. I'm very disappointed in this item, and would not recommend it to anybody.
-- Denise, O Fallon, MO on December 29, 2006

Utterly useless --- I don't like a strong vibe, but the octopus is extremely weak (far less vibration than my cell phone!), and won't take you where you want to go.
-- Anonymous on December 3, 2006

Come on, people. If you are going to make an octopus vibrator, at least make it high powered. Like put a jet ski motor in it or the engine from Jacques Cousteau's Calypso, or something!

1 comment:

I'm MaryCat said...

so is it safe to say this octo "sucks"? do i get kicked off the blog for making such bad ceph. jokes?