squid-o-phobia?

I was at a party the other weekend, and a friend and I started waxing philosophically about how great squid and octopuses are.

Another woman at the party exclaimed "I have a fear of squid! Those eyes! Those giant eyes! I hate to think of them swimming beneath me in the ocean!"

Which, if you don't love cephalopods, being deathly afraid of them is pretty cool, too.